After writing the post about my chem teacher I kept thinking about all of the other hilarious stories that I haven’t told you guys about because I have been to caught up talking about my shitty exes. This next story I am about to tell you isn’t even about me it is about someone I am really close with. It makes me laugh because it shows that I am not the only hot mess around and that the ridiculous things that happen to me happen to someone else as well!
I am not going to introduce my friend that this happened to yet because he comes up more in my present day life, but this story is just too good to not tell and the fact that I was one of the first to hear about it just makes it that much better.
I remember it vividly how he told me and everything. I was walking up to him and the first thing he said to me was “your never going to guess what happened to me last night”. What he is referring to as last night is Valentines day. This absurd story happened on Valentines Day!!! I just looked at him thinking like “oh fuck, what did you do now”. He continued to tell me that him and his roommate had their two friends over that were girls. None of them were in a relationship or anything, all just simply good friends. I guess they all decided to get a little to drunk and the girls thought the best decision was to sleepover so, they did.
My guy friend had a stupid little crush on one of the girls so she slept in his bed and the other girl slept in his roommates bed. Well it wasn’t till about 2 am things started to go south and when I say south I mean like as south as they possibly could. My friend explained to me that he woke up to his roommate screaming his name in sheer panic. He didn’t think anything of it until his roommate wouldn’t stop. So my friend woke up and went out to their living room and was not prepared for what he was about to see. The way he described it to me was “a Wendy’s bathroom”.
Apparently the girl that was with his roommate shit all over the floor and apartment. The girl must of been to drunk, missed the toilet or just didn’t realize what was happening. It was all over his roommates sheets, floor, rug, bathroom, everywhere. Then the girl went right back to bed! He and his roommate were in utter shock, I remember him saying that he would never picture at the age of 26 that he would be cleaning another humans shit off his carpet at 2 am. They really didn’t know what to do and the two girls were sound asleep with not a worry in the world!
The next morning the girl didn’t even remember to the point that they were still there when the boys woke up. Like they waited for the guys to get up to say bye. Let me tell you, if that were me I would be running out of that place, but then again she didn’t remember! I don’t know, when he was telling me this I literally fell to the floor in straight shock, I didn’t know how to react to it because it was so appalling. He actually mentioned to me the other day that they have not seen the girls since or heard from them and to this day no one admits to it. I guess i wouldn’t either if it was me in that little situation. Talk about a complete shit storm.